SARATOGA SPRINGS — A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation
By DENNIS YUSKO, Staff writerCalvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC’s stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.
Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.
His motive? “He thought it would be funny,” Briscoe said.
Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.
Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not.
“Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,” said Briscoe, who made the arrest.
Category Archives: Funny Stuff
you know i’m desperate when…
Ok, I don’t discriminate when it comes to beautiful girls. However, I do have a soft spot for girls with Brown or Red hair…
however…
You know it’s been a while since I’ve gotten any when I start looking at Brooke Hogan and going… “DDDAAAMMMNNN”
I joined the rest of the p/s department today drooling over this girl…
but hey, they say a picture is worth a million words… here’s 2,000,000 for ya
all for now
peace
Why I love the subway
hey look… my office made oito….
Ray’s tip of the day
so we were both right
This is taken from the Saratoga Spa State Park website….
Swimming – The Peerless Pool Complex consists of a main pool with zero-depth entry, a separate slide pool with a 19’ double slide and children’s wading pool with mushroom fountain. The Victoria Pool is a smaller swimming pool surrounded by arched promenades. Pool areas include showers, locker rooms, rest rooms and food concessions.
we were both right… i’m keeping my version thank you very much
all for now
peace



