This started out as a funny conversation between myself and a friend. Then it turned into a post (like most things in my life)

Here’s what she has to say:

During fresh meat session the veterans of my league warned me about the unusual side effects of the sport, like the two-day gap before your legs seize up after endurance drills, explaining you have not been in a horrific accident when a co-worker sees the bruises from scrimmage on friday and the noxious concoction brewed by knee-sweat and neoprene. A few I discovered on my own, but No one warned me about this one.

Between derby and a degree my love life has taken a back seat so when I got a chance for lunch date with the boy, thanks to a dodgy lightbulb out of my reach, I jumped on it. So we get to the really fun bit and I discovered in the last few months working on my plough-stops I have developed muscles in unusual places. By putting a vulcan death grip on his manhood.

So mortified by my “vice like” (his words) lady regions I had to ask. Is this normal?

I didn’t have this problem, but I had the problem of having thighs so big I’d have to wear 3 sizes bigger then what fit my waist… which isn’t cute.

Did anyone else have any issues like this? Let us know

all for now

peace