If you’ve been a long time reader, you know I participate in one Catholic tradition: Lent.
If you’re new, feel free to make fun. But fuck you. It’s the one thing my grandmother and I did each year and I’m sticking to it. Even if she is gone.
Anyway, here’s the deal this year:
Giving Up:
Shitty food.
Starting Up:
New workout schedule.
Writing on a blog post every day.
Working on my book.
I’m also going to start thinking more rationally about my relationship.
all for now
peace
Typically, conversations between me and the many staff writers now writing for this site are post related questions or comments.
And then this happened:
Mistress Meow: I need a new box.
Lucy: For what?
Mistress Meow: Babeland sends me all those sex toys to try out and the box I have to keep prying eyes out of my business is overflowing.
Lucy: Um…
Mistress Meow: I mean, my box (points at vajayjay) is fine. I just need a bigger sex toy box.
Lucy: (Facepalm)
all for now
peace
A few years ago, after two really hard breakups, I found myself falling for (or so I thought) a girl that I fondly call “The Magician.”
This was years before the cop came along with the ridiculous lies. The original Magician was a girl who was actually engaged to a guy (who, for some reason, religiously read my site, before it was cool).
Anyway, this (for lack of a better work) whirlwind situation started and I got swept up. That’s the best way to put it.
I’m sure at this point you’re thinking, “seriously Luce? Why are you even wasting time thinking about that? It was painful and just an all around bad experience!”
You’re totally right.
But here’s the funny part: my computer seems to think that I need to be reminded of her.
First, it reminded me that it was her birthday this past week.
Then, I get suggested a Shiri Appleby show (for those playing the home game, The Magician is a dead ringer for Shiri Appleby, it’s creepy).
The best part of this entire situation? I am 100% committed and happy with K.
Nothing will change that whatsoever.
But I guess that since I know she’s reading (and I know her creepshow boyfriend/fiancé/husband/whatever reads every single day) I should just say this to the both of them:
I am so happy I don’t have to deal with your bipolar daddy issues anymore.
To the random onlooker, this probably seems pretty childish. But I was thinking about it and I never really got to say anything to her about what she put me through.
So there you have it.
all for now
peace
If you haven’t heard, CNY roller derby league had a massive fire and lost a ton of stuff including their practice space.
I don’t have a lot of info yet, but read their blog about the fire here
Information on donation efforts will be posted as I get it.
all for now
peace
So here we are. The second giveaway of February 
Stitched Up Stickers is giving you and 19 of your friends helmet facelifts!
Yes, that’s right: Custom Helmet Stickers for up to 20 people on your team/league (which is upwards of $200 value!!)
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+1 – Post this message as a Status Update on Facebook (can only be posted once throughout the contest): I entered @The Life and Times of Lucy In Da Sky With Diamonds contest sponsored by @Stitched Up Stickers! The winner gets custom helmet stickers for their league! Check it out here: http://wp.me/p20c8q-3mO
+1 – Post this message on Twitter (can only be posted once every 24 hours): I entered a contest by @lucyindasky and Stitched Up Stickers. The winner gets custom helmet stickers! Check it out: http://wp.me/p20c8q-3mO
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THE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM, the only reason we’re doing multiple entries is to better YOUR chances to win (yes, I will be checking to see if you are actually doing said tasks).
This contest will end on February 29th at Noon, EST and the winner will be announced at 1pm EST.
There will only be one winner, but it will be the league/team that wins. So the league/team can have multiple entries, but if you are a single person, I better only see you on here once
Good luck!!
I’ve been cooking a lot lately.
Like, more than usual for me.
And everyone I know seems to be doing Paleo or some kind of billion day challenge. Coach Clash, K, even my friends are doing it.
Hell, the pups are doing it too.
Did I mention the new pup? I don’t think I did.
My friend and I adopted a pup for Christmas. She named him, I can’t take credit for it. But his name is Cankles and he’s a mini-dachshund.
This is him:
We both wanted a new puppy and neither of us could keep the thing 100% of the time so we keep him 50% each.
It works out well.
So far at least.
Anyway, back to the cooking.
So since everyone is eating Paleo, I’ve been experimenting with a ton of different recipes and making things I never thought I would.
I’ve been looking into a cooking class but I’m not sure I have the time.
Bettie’s Cakes is doing a cupcake decorating class on the 13th (which I will be attending with, the lovely, Kat’s GF Kitchen).
So that’ll be fun.
But I’ll have to start talking about all the food that I’ve been making.
Hopefully I can make something out of it. But then again who really knows
all for now
peace
Day 04 – A picture of your night
You.Are.Welcome.
Annndddd we’re back.
So it’s winter and all and our next sponsor giveaway will hopefully keep you warmer then your skimpy booty shorts
Progressive Derby Apparel is sponsoring this giveaway and the lucky winner will get a nice, cozy pair of yoga pants, derby style
So as usual…
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+1 – Post this message as a Status Update on Facebook (can only be posted once throughout the contest): I entered @The Life and Times of Lucy In Da Sky With Diamonds contest sponsored by @Progressive Derby Apparel! The winner gets a warm booty with Derby Yoga Pants! Check it out here: http://wp.me/p20c8q-3kh
+1 – Post this message on Twitter (can only be posted once every 24 hours): I entered a contest by @lucyindasky and PDA. The winner gets a warm booty with Derby Yoga Pants!! Check it out here: http://wp.me/p20c8q-3kh
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THE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM, the only reason we’re doing multiple entries is to better YOUR chances to win (yes, I will be checking to see if you are actually doing said tasks).
This contest will end on February 24th at Noon, EST and the winner will be announced at 1pm EST.
Good luck!!
Day 03: A picture of the cast from your favorite tv show
I may be the only one that still watches this show, but I will be sad when it’s over.